Oct 13, 2006, 01:33 AM // 01:33
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#2641
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Right here
Profession: N/
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*Walks in bar with a 12-year-old*
*13 rums later..*
Barkeeper:That kids underaged get him out of here
Me:I can't it's bring your child to work day
Barkeeper: You need a job for that
Me: O Rly?
Barkeeper: Ya rly
me:great now I gotta leave
*crashes through wall 5 seconds later, backs up and drives home*
Last edited by BassVII; Oct 13, 2006 at 01:38 AM // 01:38..
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Oct 13, 2006, 03:32 AM // 03:32
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#2642
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
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*Kicks a puppy*
*Shoots a kitten*
*Bombs a petting zoo*
"Mua hahahahaha! I am teh evilzorz! Time for my master evil plan! It is evil! It is so evil! It is a bad, bad plan! That will hurt many people, that are good! I think it's great because it's so bad!"
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Oct 13, 2006, 03:35 AM // 03:35
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#2643
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Chicago IL
Guild: Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]
Profession: W/P
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Good thing I'm evil.
Sips beer.
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Oct 13, 2006, 03:41 AM // 03:41
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#2644
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Meadow
Profession: Rt/
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*kills the bartender for free beer*
*drinks free beer*
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Oct 13, 2006, 03:45 AM // 03:45
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#2645
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Chicago IL
Guild: Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]
Profession: W/P
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Well, the bartender was already giving out free beer, but whatever.
Sips beer.
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Oct 13, 2006, 03:50 AM // 03:50
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#2646
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Meadow
Profession: Rt/
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*gets drunk and says "I'm top of the world!"*
*sips more beer while Doomlord attempts to murder random citizens for humor*
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Oct 13, 2006, 03:54 AM // 03:54
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#2647
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Chicago IL
Guild: Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]
Profession: W/P
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Impales Bane on a pole.
Pops Bane's eyeballs out.
Anyone want to play ping-pong with Bane's eyeballs?
Sips beer.
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Oct 13, 2006, 03:58 AM // 03:58
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#2648
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2006
Guild: Silver Millenium
Profession: E/Me
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*kicks Bane of Words and does the Titanic parody even better by crashing into the bar with a boat* lol
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Oct 13, 2006, 04:00 AM // 04:00
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#2649
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Meadow
Profession: Rt/
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*Bane is reborn as a demigod, smites Doomlord, and sends in naked wammos to harass Nilene*
*sips the holy ale of Balthazar*
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Oct 13, 2006, 04:02 AM // 04:02
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#2650
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2006
Guild: Silver Millenium
Profession: E/Me
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*gropes Bane of Worlds* lol
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Oct 13, 2006, 04:06 AM // 04:06
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#2651
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Meadow
Profession: Rt/
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*calls Grenth to send in necromancers to exploit some dead bodies to give Nilene what Halloween should be*
*drinks the blood of the Doom*
*sips the tea of Melandru*
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Oct 13, 2006, 04:09 AM // 04:09
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#2652
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Chicago IL
Guild: Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]
Profession: W/P
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Feels slight tingling sensation as smites bounce off me.
Shrugs.
Sips beer.
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Oct 13, 2006, 04:11 AM // 04:11
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#2653
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2006
Guild: Silver Millenium
Profession: E/Me
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*gropes bane of worlds some more* lol
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Oct 13, 2006, 04:12 AM // 04:12
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#2654
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Meadow
Profession: Rt/
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*uses SoJ*
*sips on elixir*
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Oct 13, 2006, 04:16 AM // 04:16
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#2655
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Chicago IL
Guild: Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]
Profession: W/P
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Uses Beat the Living Shit Out of Enchantments on Bane.
Watches Bane's head explode, spewing 1...10 gallons of blood.
Sips beer.
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Oct 13, 2006, 04:21 AM // 04:21
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#2656
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Meadow
Profession: Rt/
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*enters Doom's body Neo style and erupt Doom's wammoness*
*starts to enjoys the groping done by someone*
*sips witch's brew*
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Oct 13, 2006, 04:32 AM // 04:32
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#2657
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Chicago IL
Guild: Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]
Profession: W/P
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Is still alive for no other reason than so that they can make another movie about it.
Plays ping-pong with Bane's eyes.
Sips beer.
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Oct 13, 2006, 01:05 PM // 13:05
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#2658
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
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"Now to begin my great and evil plan! Did I mention how evil and bad it was? No? Oh, I did... Alright then. Mua ahha- I just don't feel right, not talking about my plan again...How about I tell everyone all the details to my plan 30 minutes before I start it!"
*Sips beer*
"I'm going to take this hammer and beat everyone to death with it slowly and painfully...Now, if I started now and managed to kill 1 person every 10 seconds it would take..."
*Gets out calculator*
"...about 2,220 years....Screw it..."
*Sips beer*
*Shoots rats*
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Oct 13, 2006, 02:30 PM // 14:30
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#2659
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lost in the sands of time...
Guild: Blood Of Orr [BoO]
Profession: R/Rt
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*runs in circles*
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Oct 13, 2006, 02:44 PM // 14:44
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#2660
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Chicago IL
Guild: Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]
Profession: W/P
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Crushes Paul with a bodyslam for thinking of such a retarded plan.
Sorry, but you deserved that.
Sips beer.
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